Oh boy where we retarded back in the 1940’s….here is a newspaper article drawing of an honest-to-god prototype that the u.s. army was actually considering to create. As shown it would have been a one-person spacecraft and with it’s numerous arms could pull stuff in from space and well yeah that’s about it. It was to have basic propulsion systems on it and was to be launched from a rocket into space. Wow, thank god we decided to create NASA and let real scientist take over
STRAIT FROM THE AGE OF RACISM AND SWAG COMES ONE OF THE FIRST INDOOR SKATES EVER CREATED. The first indoor skates were made around 1819 by M. Petitbled from france. The model you are seeing this fine (yet douchey) gentlemen was created around 1910 and could reach speeds of 20 mph. These things were reserved for the upper crust of society and only the richest could enjoy getting a concussion at break neck speeds
This is the first ever website created called http://info.cern.ch way back in 1991 by Tim Berners-Lee. Unshockingly, the website was simply an explantation of what the world wide web was and served as a sort of directory to find other website despite the fact that no other websites existed……akward.
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This may not be the first scuba suit. But, it is the first one that was actually useful in any way whatsoever this suit was made some german company named Messr S. and could go down to atleast 200ft under water (since that’s how long the line was.) By the way, as a bonus it also only killed a quarter of the people who used it.
BEHOLD strait out of 1884 it’s the first ever true automatic weapon speicalized in the art of turning people into delicous meat confetti. It goes by the completely non-terrifying name the “MAXIM GUN” and could fire 600 rounds per minute. So, as one can guess when ww1 rolled around Germany and France ate this bad boy up. PLEASE FOLLOW ME!!!!!!!
Here’s one of the first kodak camera’s (obivously not the first cause the first one couldn’t have taken a photo of itself) which was created around 1835. This camera is special cause back then you couldn’t blow up images on a computer screen to make a poster. Soo, back then in the days of racism, ballroom dancing, and kick ass facial hair the only solution was a massive fucking camera. It took hours to set up a photo and days for the photo to develop but hey it got the job done. :D
The first ever “ipod” was not invented in 2001 as many of you believe it was actually built in 1979 in england by a man named Kane Kammer DUN DUN DUN. It also was to come with numerous features many associate with the ipod today such as an online music store. Although it could only store less than 1mb of data. But hey not bad for the70’s
The first ever headphone concept. Circa 1898. The instrument was able to absorb sound from the environment amply it back to the user. So in 19 th century London it was completely useless. But hey we got the hang of it eventually
The early headphones
Here’s an image of a couple of high school students from the 1960’s using one of those new confangled personal music players. Patented by Nathaniel Baldwin.

